Poems written by husband to wife
Poems written by husband to wifewrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
thenI wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little starYou should know what you areAnd once you know what you areMental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautifulwhy doesn't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are bluemonkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there toonot in cage but laughing at you.
Poems written by husband to wife

There was this blonde city-girl
There was this blonde city-girl who was out driving and foundherself in a rural area.
She noted a farm animal standing nextto a farmer and stopped the car to ask the farmer a question.

"Sir," she inquired, "Why doesn't this cow have any horns?
"The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patienttone.

"Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage withhorns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Othertimes we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops ofacid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold

.Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns.But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'causeit's a horse."